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[Duckbill]

1- The easiest job in the NHL is:

a) Official fan mail reader for Gary Bettman
B) Backup goaltender for the New Jersey Devils
c) Playoff Merchandise developer for the LA Kings.

2- The biggest upset in NHL history was:

a) Anytime the Edmonton Oilers ever lost a game with Gretzky in the lineup
B) Phoenix stealing the Winnipeg Jets
c) Elisha Cuthbert marrying a toad like Sean Avery

3- The biggest problem facing the Ottawa Senators next season will be:

a) repeating as East Champions
B) getting over the total butt kicking handed to them in the SCF
c) Finding a Dentist with enough time on his schedule to work on Chris Neil

4- Next year the NHL will be dominated by:

a) Incessant rule changes that will do little to accomplish their purpose
B) Form fitting jerseys and their impact on completist hockey fans who must own EVERY team jersey.
c) George Parros' Moustache

5- in 2007-2008 fighting will:

a) increase
B) decrease
c) George Parros' Moustache

6- The average Anaheim Duck fan:

a) started cheering for the team in 1993 after 26 years of futile cheering in LA
B) still calls it "The Pond"
c) doesn't really care what you think 'cause "WE WON THE FREAKING CUP BABAY!"

7- The Edmonton Oilers:

a) suck
B) need to get over the whole Pronger thing, I mean come on, who wants to live in Edmonton
c) both A and B

8- The Versus Network will expand their coverage of the NHL by:

a) sublet their coverage to Pittsburgh and DC so Sidney Crosby or Ovechkin is in every game
B) getting their station into more freaking houses
c) showing MMA contests in lieu of the NHL Awards show..oh wait that's entirely counterproductive why would they do that...what do you mean that's exactly what they did? What the hell?

9- A Canadian team will win the country's next Stanley Cup:

a) Next season, or within the next five to ten years, or some time after that...
B) When Bettman ruins the league and all that's left are the six Canadian teams who form a new smaller league after the Hockalypse.
c)In several million years when the tectonic plates shift and put Southern California somewhere to the west of British Columbia, bringing the Ducks north of the border into Canada.

10- This is the last question:

a) Great!
B) About time.
c) George PArros' Moustache.

[Dark Knight]

[GLOVESAVE35]

Heh. Talk about not hard - there are no wrong answers.

[Loz]

I love it, so true!

[jojo983]

I love it!