Posted 25 November 2007 - 09:50 AM
Donno where this came from.
Some guy posted that he found it funny on myspace
I will preface this by saying that I am a Kings fan through and through. I bleed purple and yellow, and therefore, I HAVE to hate the Ducks. It is a requirement. That having been said, I also have to admit that I quite enjoy hating the Ducks. I enjoyed going to "The Pond" with my friends and all the other Kings fans when the two teams played each other and taking over the joint. My friends and I enjoyed ridiculing the team and their spoiled-rich, Orange County, faithless, heartless, "bandwagoner," Kariya-loving, pre-pubescent fans and making small children cry in the process. The Mighty Ducks were a mockery when they came into the league. I thought so in 1993 and I still think so.
Recently however, it's like they have been trying to distance themselves as much as they could from the teal and maroon atrocity that was their first incarnation. It's almost like they have grown up a little bit. They are no longer "Mighty," they are no longer connected to Disney, they play at the Honda Center, and they have changed their colors and logo to something more befitting a hockey club (in fact, the new sweaters kind of hark back to the more classic motifs). I do take small, and I emphasize the word small, comfort in these changes, but when it comes down to it, they are still the ducks, and I still HATE them.
I now have proof that there is no higher power governing our existence, or if there is, he/she/it has no liking for me. I know this because I pledged my soul to this entity for all eternity if they would only grant one wish. It's not even a really big wish like world peace or the Cubs winning the World Series or anything. My one wish was that the ducks would never win the Stanley Cup.
I am bitter. I will admit it. I make no bones about it, but that does not change the fact that the Ducks did not deserve to win the Stanley Cup yet. This is nothing against the quality players like Selanne, both Niedermeyers, Penner, etc., who played their hearts out to beat Minnesota, Vancouver, Detroit, and finally Ottawa. On the contrary, they deserve to be commended (except maybe Pronger, because he's such a dirty cheap-shot artist). It's that the Ducks franchise simply has not paid their dues, especially after their soulless start. They have no right to put their taint on the longest running trophy in professional sports with a rich history all its own, a trophy that predates the team by almost a century. Most of their fans don't deserve it either. They have not been tested. They have not had to endure the years of adversity or (perhaps worse) mediocrity. The term fan is short for Fanatic, and there just hasn't been enough time or strife to generate true fanaticism. They do not yet have the appropriate perspective to fully appreciate what their team winning the Stanley Cup means.
I am still a loyal Kings fan. I will not turn my back on my team during the lean years just to jump back on the bandwagon when things get good again like so many of those OC "so-called" fans did this year and in 2003 (I do also realize that there are a handful of Duck fans that have stayed loyal from the beginning, but it's only been 14 years? Come on, I have shoes older than that.). I still hate the ducks, perhaps more now than ever, but not because I HAVE too, but because what they have done goes against all that "should" be.