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[QuacksMeUp]

If you were Martin Brodeur, would you:

A. Tell the Coach to send in the #2 guy because you think that's what is best for the team.

B. Tell the Coach to "shove it"when the Coach suggests that he should send in the #2 guy.

C. Tell the #2 guy to get a name and a face.

D. Complain that Vokoun's pads are too big.

E. Ask Jiggy for some advise about tanking.

F. Act like nothing is wrong.

[hockey2k]

D--of course! Shift the focus away from my own shoddy play.

[Dark Knight]

G. Go to the bench, beat the second guy to death with his stick and then tell the coach they don't have a second guy and that he is what's best for the team.

[MallardFillmore]

Mattress Marty will never concede the existence of a #2 guy, as he believes everyone in the NHL is second to him. And Coach?? What coach??? What is this "coach"???

[Marshy]

Its my teammates fault. I blame Stevens.

[duck35]

D. Complain that Vokoun's pads are too big. He borrow them from Jiggy's playoffs, last year.

[MrsBevo]

1. Start praying real hard that Scott Stevens knows how to add 1 + 2 again and can play in game 5.

2. Sleep with that hot sister-in-law again.

3. Go into denial that his team is on the verge of elimination.

4. Take another look at all those trophies and pretend that the crappy numbers so far in this series are by your evil twin and you really should have had that Conn Smythe trophy last year (more denial).

5. Call the local golf course for tee times under an assumed name.

6. Hope there isn't room at the Meadowlands for another concrete block, except there aren't enough Jersey fans to care.

7. Avoid messages from Patrick Roy on your answering machine that just laugh hysterically about how his records are safe.

8. Call Giguere and see if his pads are available.

9. Call Detroit and sympathize with how it feels to be the defending Cup winners going home after the first round.

10. Crawl back into the little hole he came from......

[Jezz]

Shouldn't he have to hand over all his goaltending trophies over to scott stevens now?

[apathyduck]

G. Get scared when puck comes towards you so deftly leap out of the way. And you are ok :tb:

[Marshy]

lol love that top 10 list msbevo!


Esp. the part with Roy.

[apathyduck]

man what was i thinking before


If i was marty id promptly kill myself



DUH!

[DucksFan39]

Go mike Danton and hire someone to sabotage the Flyers.

[Kimi]

I would sent the number two guy in, but as I don't know his name I can't. So I'll go with sitting in the stands with a flyer's jersey on because there going to win.

[Francaise]

If I were Marty, I'd write a stupid article for the Le Journal and blame it all on the loss of Stevens. Then, I thank Stevens for making me look good for years. Then, i d go home and cry because "Holy Cow, now that Stevens may never play again, the jig is up. The world will not say I am great, Damn, and that stupid Patrick Roy retired so I could get some glory." Then, I'd write another article for Le Journal and complain about goalie pads, also, that goalies shouldn't be allowed to look better than me!

But, I'm not Marty, he can kiss my ***!

PS, to all who know about my little hex on Marty, I must say, that was the bestest $100 I EVER spent! heheheheheheheheheheh

Now, I am on to buy a David Aebischer jersey, my work will be done.

[Veca]

:bbn: :wv:

You go girl!!!!!!

[MallardFillmore]

Just make sure you leave the tags on, like the Brodeur jersey. If Pattys jersey has to share closet space with both Brodie AND Dear Abby, it may go postal and shred all your other clothes. It may even escape and break all your sticks!!!

[Francaise]

Eeek! I never thought about that. Veca and Mallard, what shall I do? I can't have my clothes shredded by a crazed jersey! BWAHHHHHHHHH

[Veca]

:bbn: Cover ONE with a dark plastic bag and hope none of them open their mouths and give themselves away...... :bx: :bx: :bx:

[MallardFillmore]

Oh boy, thats gonna be tough...I dont know about Abby, but Brody is incapable of keeping his mouth shut. First it was more than ANYBODY wanted to know about his family/sex life, then it was each and every opinion and stray thought that ever crossed his tiny mind and avoided the mud flats therein, then it was a license to bore with his ghost-written column in Le Journal du Puke, i.e, more Brody ramblings...the earth will be winding down in its last days in existence and his corpse will still be nattering on about how HE manages to play with small pads..."as long as I can prop Scott Stevens up in his walker at the blue line, I can use Kotex pads and still I will be the greatest goalie in the National Embalmed League!!!"

[QuacksMeUp]

Oh boy, thats gonna be tough...I dont know about Abby, but Brody is incapable of keeping his mouth shut. First it was more than ANYBODY wanted to know about his family/sex life, then it was each and every opinion and stray thought that ever crossed his tiny mind and avoided the mud flats therein, then it was a license to bore with his ghost-written column in Le Journal du Puke, i.e, more Brody ramblings...the earth will be winding down in its last days in existence and his corpse will still be nattering on about how HE manages to play with small pads..."as long as I can prop Scott Stevens up in his walker at the blue line, I can use Kotex pads and still I will be the greatest goalie in the National Embalmed League!!!"

LMAO!!!!!