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[Jennifer1515]

Now im not 100% sure JR really wrote this...but whoever did it cracks me up

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Roses are red,

Obstruction is dead,

Pucks often hit my head,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

Visnovsky and Zidlicky,

Are names I find tricky,

Peanut butter is sticky,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

Summers off are sweet,

I like to eat meat,

The Kings are the team to beat,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

The Senators look great,

Shootouts go late,

Hullie couldn't carry his weight,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

Fighting is down,

The commish is a clown,

Not everything rhymes,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

Shootouts are a ball,

Chara is tall,

Who is Eric Staal?

And the fans can kiss my ass.

I surf when I can,

I've got a great tan,

But Sidney's the man,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

Luc Robitaille's old,

The Wild will soon fold,

Craig Conroy is gold,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

I'm lying by the pool,

Chicks think I'm cool,

Sean Avery's a fool,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

Denis Gauthier is mean,

He caused a big scene,

It was all so obscene,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

Todd Bertuzzi is scary,

Used to play like Dirty Harry,

Now he's like the Virgin Mary,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

I like 'My NHL,'

The old one was hell,

The farmer in the dell,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

Poetry makes me smile,

So did the Red Mile,

Flashing is my style,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

L.A. is nifty,

I once scored 50,

Demitra is shifty,

And the fans can kiss my ass.

The Penguins are hurtin',

I'll never stop blurtin',

And one thing's for certain:

The fans can kiss my ass.

[espben206]

Lol I love it

[DropThePuck]

Too funny! Thanks for that Jarren!

Here's the LA Times article on JR, the metrosexual poetry guy ... <link>

Roenick spends time away from the ice writing poetry — yes, poetry — a quasi-hobby that he has practiced since his days at Thayer Academy, a Massachusetts prep school.
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"I wrote a four-page poem for my brother's wedding," Roenick said. "I was the best man and did this whole thing like a Dr. Seuss story. I had them all laughing. I wanted to do something that showed how much my brother meant to me growing up. I wanted everyone there to know what it was like to have a brother like mine."

[HurricaneDuck]

GREAT!

[ahtikullervo]

When and how will Avery answer???

[jojo983]

Thats sooo funny!!!!

[goavsgo]

LOL that was funny

[PortBeach13]

[Dark Knight]

He can kiss my a**

[MrsBevo]

You can only imagine what limericks are showing up on JR's locker.

[HurricaneDuck]

That is the best poem I ever heard!

[HurricaneDuck]

and JR can kiss my ass.