So are we all officially f'd yet? I mean, he doesn't really own the Bruins, his son does, but technically, he sucks at owning the Bruins. And the Bruins basically run themselves being Original Six and all. All Jacobs needs to do is have big pockets and a good GM, and he's all set, but he couldn't even do that right, and now he's in charge of the Board Of Governors? Greatttt.

And it figures I'd spell "Governors" wrong.