QUOTE (Duck304 @ Jul 15 2008, 11:18 AM)

This new concept leaves a bad taste in my mouth. You can finish the joke.
Combo 1,2, ah 3,4,5
Everybody loves Chinese steamed or fried,
from the Chinese restaurant around the corner,
so you say you want some won-ton soup, I’ll bring your order.
Roast duck is a special all dis week,
we fry it deep, be-cause our duck is cheap!
You like Egg-Fu-Yon, diced chicken, chow wong and subgum.
We are serving dimsun, all of it yum-yum.
So, what can I getcha, a really big order pork,
we got the chop sticks, but please use a fork.
Everything is fried, it’s so good, like our dumplings.
So, just give us a ring.
A little beef and broccoli you got to try.
A little mixed vegetables and white rice
A little sweet and sour is all you need.
A little bit of salt-no MSG
A little bit of General Tso’s chicken
A little bit of lo mein I can send
A little bit of Szchewan or Hunan
A little bit of moo goo gai pan!!!