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TecKaHoLiC
So I guess their rival is the Icehogs?
ladiesandgentlemen
QUOTE (TecKaHoLiC @ Jul 10 2008, 02:56 PM) *
So I guess their rival is the Icehogs?

Or soulmates... blink.gif
Todrick
that's a lot of pig for one rink
wildcat48
"Battle of the Swine"...... anaducksos1.gif
FredFrog
QUOTE (TecKaHoLiC @ Jul 10 2008, 02:56 PM) *
So I guess their rival is the Icehogs?

Paraphrasing from John Wayne, when the Chops play the Icehogs, "This pen ain't big enough for both of us, Pilgram"
432j
I never, ever thought --as a Ducks fan -- that I would make fun of another team's name. But, boy oh boy are the Chops making that hard.
Todrick
just go with it.... it's actually fun... now i know why other people mocked us for so long wink.gif
DuckNewbie
QUOTE (432j @ Jul 10 2008, 10:06 PM) *
I never, ever thought --as a Ducks fan -- that I would make fun of another team's name. But, boy oh boy are the Chops making that hard.


I think you've hit on something....It's a relative thing. Any name looks better if you can find a worse one.

We are generally HAPPY with the "Ducks" name, because we USED to be the "Mighty Ducks".

If they were the "Stupendous Chops" for a few years, they can change to just the "Chops", and be happy with it!


(It's kind of like hitting yourself on the thumb with a hammer to make your headache go away). biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
432j
QUOTE (DuckNewbie @ Jul 10 2008, 09:30 PM) *
I think you've hit on something....It's a relative thing. Any name looks better if you can find a worse one.

We are generally HAPPY with the "Ducks" name, because we USED to be the "Mighty Ducks".

If they were the "Stupendous Chops" for a few years, they can change to just the "Chops", and be happy with it!


(It's kind of like hitting yourself on the thumb with a hammer to make your headache go away). biggrin.gif biggrin.gif



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DropThePuck
QUOTE (ladiesandgentlemen @ Jul 10 2008, 11:06 AM) *
Was it some rocket surgeon in PR and the owners ran with it? hmm.gif

Hey now ... even the rocket guys I've worked with would rather eat chops than name something with them. icon_hungry.gif

Looks like their PR staff fell victim to attempting to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
ladiesandgentlemen
QUOTE (DropThePuck @ Jul 10 2008, 11:00 PM) *
Looks like their PR staff fell victim to attempting to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Bingo
DropThePuck
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Chops owner Kirby Schlegel says, "One thing we learned about the Stars was to have a nickname specific to Iowa."

Everyone is in agreement about why they like the new name... It just fits Iowa.

General Manager Bob Ferguson says, "In hockey there's lots of thunder. There's lots of storms. There's lots of names that could have been unique with this area. It's something that only people in the midwest will have."

Chapman says, "It's Iowa, it's what we are about... The only thing missing is the corn stalk."

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jusducks6
Now I can agree with people making fun of the Chops at least the time being, but what is with everyone against the Mighty Ducks name?
TroyLoney
"The only thing missing is the corn stalks."

How about the Iowa Stalks, then. I think that would have been better than Chops.
ladiesandgentlemen
If they were going for the double entendre with their new name, Iowa should have chosen The Colonels.

I don't know that it would have brought home the bacon, though.
Todrick
QUOTE (TroyLoney @ Jul 11 2008, 09:35 AM) *
"The only thing missing is the corn stalks."

How about the Iowa Stalks, then. I think that would have been better than Chops.


as i said in my letter to Schlegel Sports:

"Fluffy Bunnies" would have been a better name than "(Pork) CHOPS".
CHOPS does anything but instill fear in the opposition, in fact it invites opposing teams to come and Eat You!
Dark Knight
QUOTE (ladiesandgentlemen @ Jul 11 2008, 10:34 AM) *
If they were going for the double entendre with their new name, Iowa should have chosen The Colonels.

Or would it be "kernels" ?
ladiesandgentlemen
QUOTE (Dark Knight @ Jul 11 2008, 11:24 AM) *
Or would it be "kernels" ?

Colonels or Kernels...either one is better than inviting every snide innuendo known to man by placing yourself in the meatcase with a name like CHOPS

I'd rather be on the shelf with the rest of the popcorn than in the butcher section.
SacredCow
So...when do we get a Dancing Chops emoticon? hmm.gif
DropThePuck
The team bus??


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DropThePuck
And piggy smileys ...

Duck304
The worst part about this is that it does not resemble hockey in any way shape or form. The only way it resembles hockey is that the players skate on the ice.
5MinuteMajor
GO CHOPS!! lol dribble.gif Hilarious name. It gets funnier every time someone says it. Has to be the worst name in pro sports since the Macon Whoopee.
Marshy
argh and you know the worst part? NHL 09 has you start out in the AHL and if you want to play with the Ducks, you have no choice but to be a Chop....

We have to be the only franchise in sports that have edible names for both our pro and minor league teams.
DuckNewbie
QUOTE (5MinuteMajor @ Jul 12 2008, 05:47 PM) *
GO CHOPS!! lol dribble.gif Hilarious name. It gets funnier every time someone says it. Has to be the worst name in pro sports since the Macon Whoopee.


Are you kidding!! I think the name "Macon Whoopee" was pure genius!

- Jersey has a bird. A Whooping crane.
- Also has a bee. Bird and bee...Whoopie...it all comes together!

Pure genius.

(But then, I'm easily impressed). biggrin.gif
GiantDuck
I only did a quick search so apologies if this was already posted (I've been out of town spending time with my ill father and have been out of touch the last few days), but I read this while at the airport waiting to come home and just had to post it:

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Looks like CHOPS is also an acronym name for an, um, interesting group. crazy.gif

(Credit to the Uni Watch Blog for originally posting the article link)
DropThePuck
Uhm ... well that was interesting news about the acronym GD. crazy.gif

Hope your father regains his health soon.

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The Iowa Pork Producers Association has entered into a three-year marketing agreement with Schlegel Sports to allow use of the name Iowa Chops for the American Hockey League team in Des Moines.

In addition to use of the name, the deal also provides the association with additional promotional opportunities through the hockey team.

The Iowa Chop has been a registered trademark of the Iowa Pork Producers Association since 1982.

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Dark Knight
Wow... it's time to get the name changed. This is ridiculous dry.gif I'll support the Duck prospects on the team but I won't refer to it by name.
Duck304
Still hate it. Just letting you know.
finagler
QUOTE (jusducks6 @ Jul 11 2008, 06:35 AM) *
Now I can agree with people making fun of the Chops at least the time being, but what is with everyone against the Mighty Ducks name?

I admit it, for years I thought the mighty ducks were a joke because of the name.

Having lived in Iowa for a year, I can say that CHOPS is the perfect name. Hell, they even have an Iowa Pork Queen event every year...some poor chubby teenage gal with prom hair has to wear a sash and is crowned crybaby.gif
Dark Knight
QUOTE (Duck304 @ Jul 13 2008, 09:09 AM) *
Still hate it. Just letting you know.

Is there anyone here who seriously likes the name?
M T
I do
Dark Knight
QUOTE (M T @ Jul 13 2008, 10:04 AM) *
I do

Really? You like the name and the logo?
ladiesandgentlemen
I've got no problem with sexual orientation and people's right to choose and forming coalitions and such, and I had no problem (emphasis on the past tense) with Iowa choosing a name they like, whether I like it or not.

But it certainly looks like somebody dropped the ball now, infringement-wise (and who gives a rat's tush if it is copy-righted or not... have some class and respect)

This-> C.H.O.P.S.= Changing Homosexuals into Ordinary People -> predates Iowa's selection of the same damn thing, with the periods floated up to half-mast.

Can you imagine if that group adopted Iowa's logo and incorporated it into to their own?

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M T
QUOTE (Dark Knight @ Jul 13 2008, 10:06 AM) *
Really? You like the name and the logo?


Yup.
Duck304
QUOTE (M T @ Jul 13 2008, 12:36 PM) *
Yup.

Part of a lonely few. I think even the people that thought of it hate it, too. Everyone is pretty much disgusted with this whole thing.
M T
That seems to be the case
Dark Knight
QUOTE (M T @ Jul 13 2008, 12:36 PM) *
Yup.

We'll allow you one case of bad taste laugh.gif
Duckbill
QUOTE (Dark Knight @ Jul 11 2008, 11:24 AM) *
Or would it be "kernels" ?


The baseball team in Cedar Rapids Iowa (coincidentally an Angels affiliate) is already the Kernels.
Duck304
This new concept leaves a bad taste in my mouth. You can finish the joke.
wildwing94
QUOTE (Duck304 @ Jul 15 2008, 11:18 AM) *
This new concept leaves a bad taste in my mouth. You can finish the joke.

Combo 1,2, ah 3,4,5
Everybody loves Chinese steamed or fried,
from the Chinese restaurant around the corner,
so you say you want some won-ton soup, I’ll bring your order.
Roast duck is a special all dis week,
we fry it deep, be-cause our duck is cheap!
You like Egg-Fu-Yon, diced chicken, chow wong and subgum.
We are serving dimsun, all of it yum-yum.
So, what can I getcha, a really big order pork,
we got the chop sticks, but please use a fork.
Everything is fried, it’s so good, like our dumplings.
So, just give us a ring.

A little beef and broccoli you got to try.
A little mixed vegetables and white rice
A little sweet and sour is all you need.
A little bit of salt-no MSG
A little bit of General Tso’s chicken
A little bit of lo mein I can send
A little bit of Szchewan or Hunan
A little bit of moo goo gai pan!!!
TecKaHoLiC
I am crossing my fingers they play the Monsters at the Cleveland home opener on Oct 11th (my bday), my son can see his first real hockey!!
DropThePuck
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"By sponsoring the Iowa Chops, the Iowa Pork Producers Association will continue to serve its mission with several different audiences," said IPPA President Dave Moody, a pork producer from Nevada. "This is a new venture for us and a new era of hockey that come together to present new opportunities to engage consumers."

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5MinuteMajor
QUOTE (TecKaHoLiC @ Jul 15 2008, 07:17 PM) *
I am crossing my fingers they play the Monsters at the Cleveland home opener on Oct 11th (my bday), my son can see his first real hockey!!

They'll probably play the Lake Erie Monsters. Iowa is in the West Division of the AHL Western Conference, but it's not uncommon to see interconference play in the AHL. They'll probably make a trip to Cleveland. I hope they come to the Spectrum to play the Phantoms this year.
DropThePuck
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The Iowa Chops' affiliate Anaheim Ducks signed four forwards to contracts this week who may impact the team's roster in Des Moines, the American Hockey League Chops announced this morning.

Anaheim signed left wings Ryan Donally, Troy Bodie and Josh Green, and center Eric Boguniecki, but financial terms of the deals were not disclosed.

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ladiesandgentlemen
Now this is embarrassing:
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The Ducks need to nip this baloney in the bud.

What in the world is wrong with that outfit...

They infringe on this group->


And now they offer a contract to Brett Favre.

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QuacksMeUp
QUOTE (ladiesandgentlemen @ Jul 24 2008, 01:05 PM) *
Now this is embarrassing:
Iowa C•H•O•P•S to offer contract to Brett Favre

The Ducks need to nip this baloney in the bud.

What in the world is wrong with that outfit...



At least Brett has decided to come back out of retirement. Unlike a Finnish friend of ours who hasn't retired or returned, pretty much in that order. smile.gif
ladiesandgentlemen
QUOTE (QuacksMeUp @ Jul 24 2008, 01:17 PM) *
At least Brett has decided to come back out of retirement. Unlike a Finnish friend of ours who hasn't retired or returned, pretty much in that order. smile.gif

I don't think Brett Favre or Teemu Selanne would want anything to do with this circus in Iowa.

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Still MIGHTY
Geez...
I understand that its minor league hockey, but

C'mon guys.
Have some dignity.

This is just getting ridiculous
ladiesandgentlemen
This is like the Indy Ice putting skates on 7'-7" Manute Bol and putting him out there.

Maybe the C•H•O•P•S will get Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) to join the team and he can dress up as the puck.
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